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did you really think you could have more messages than me?
I think my balls are located on your chin.
I think you need to fix quotes while I steal your John Deere tractor.
I'm going to run you over with my tractor and then shit all over you goatse style.
You didn't think I saw the brief moment the quote color was the same as the text color? I could've done better on my IBM keyboard.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either A...rnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Holy fuking chit. I was playing Wii Fit and while I was doing one of the yoga games, my friend thought it was a good idea to shove my vibrating Wii Remote up my @ss. Holy fuking chit did that hurt. I don't know if it was because of the sheer force or what but like, it's starting to bleed pretty bad now, like I'm having a period or something. It's gushing out just like Gogurt.
